conversation
Me:Mom I'm staying at home today... I feel kinda sickk...
Mom:YOU HAVE H1N1!?!?
Me:No mom, I think it's just a normal cold...
Mom:It has to be H1N1... CNN & Global news said...
Me:They are just blowing shit out of proportion!
Mom:Statistics say that...
Me:Well H1N1 Ain't Got SHIT on ME!
